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The show starts
with a flashback to last Thursday where Triple H gets arrested for spousal abuse. Mick
Foley forces Stephanie to second Kurt Angle in his match against Eddie Guerrero
Raw Is War kicks off with the pyros inside the Rupp Arena in Lexington, KY three weeks
from Unforgiven
My Time hits to open the show and Triple H comes down with his wife, Stephanie
McMahon-Helmsley by his side. Triple H says in his career he's done some pretty terrible
things. Hell, he's done some pretty heinous things. For the most part, he's pretty damn
proud of all of them. The one thing he's never done is hidden who he is or what he does.
When he does something and it comes time for payback, he's the one standing tall. He's
taken what he's had coming and he can accept that. There are a few things he can't accept
and the SLUT chant is one of them. The other is what happened Thursday night. The crowd
starts chanting ASSHOLE and he agrees. He can't accept what happened Thursday on Smackdown
because he should have been standing inthemiddle of the ring. He should have been proving
he is the game andhe is taht damn good,but instead, he sat in some whole in the wall NCPD
getting questioned over and over for hours on end whether or not he purposely hit his
wife. He sat there while his wife was forced to go ringside with Kurt Angle only to be
pummeled by Chyna. To him, that is unacceptable. Now, he is not leaving the ring until he
gets some answers. He don't know who made that phone call or who filed that report, but
tonight he is going to find out. He will stay in the ring until that person steps up and
admits to filing the report.
Wreck hits and here comes the commish. Mick Foley joins Triple H and Steph in the ring.
Foley says what happened to him was serious business and as comish he fully intends to get
to the bottom of it and find out who the culprit is. Not only did it ruin Triple H's
evening,but it ruined Foley's main event. Foley was able to narrow the field down to
around 357 people. Then he did some thinking and maybe the culprit isn't a cluprit at all.
Maybe it's a culprit-ess. What better way to get rid of the jealous husband than to get
rid of the husband.
Steph says Mick has some nerve. He has no idea what she went through Thursday night. She
says she has nothing to do with it.
Mick says having Triple H incarcerated would have required a cold calculated plan and that
puts her out of the running right away. Foley then accusses Triple H of being the culprit.
Triple H says he knows he's hit Foley in the head several times, but not even he has done
that much damage. Why would he call the police?
Foley asks what better way to get sympathy from his wife? What better way to pull at the
heartstrings of the audience.
Triple H says he sees what Foley's doing. He watched Foley run out to the police car. He
watched Foley force Steph to accompany Angle instead of going to the police station. What
Triple H sees standing before him is not the roley-poley teddy bear everyone loves. What
Triple H sees is a bitter jealous guy who is pissed that Hunter ended his career.
Mick says he knows he's not the culprit. As WWF commish he carries diplomatic immunity and
he knows he wouldn't do that kind of thing. Foley says if it wasn't Triple H or Steph,
there only seems to be one likely candidate. Kurt Angle.....come on down.
Kurt Angle comes down with a mic and joins the party in the ring. Angle says this is
absolutely ridiculous. He feels like Richard Jewel. The man who was wrongly accused of
setting off a pipe bomb at the Olympics. He didn't like how Hunter hit Steph, but he
wouldn't call the cops. Angle says how about the one person who wants to see Triple H and
Steph break up....Chyna. Obviously, they still have the hots for each other and they will
do whatever it takes. After watching Chyna DDT Steph, they both obviously have no problem
hurting Stephanie.
Triple H starts to call Kurt a stupid piece of....,but Foley cuts him off and calls out
Chyna.
Mamacita hits and Chyna comes out onto the ramp to address the charges. Chyna says she
knows Mick has a job to do and she also knows she surely enjoyed ramming Steph's head into
the mat, but she had nothing to do with calling the police. There is nothing going on with
her and Triple H. She is involved with Eddie Guerrero.
Mick says the Eddie Guerrero. The very man who lost to Triple H? The very man who stands
to lose to Triple H tonight. Mick now calls out Eddie.
Mamacita hits again and Eddie joins Chyna on the ramp. He asks what Mick is talking about.
If you think he wanted Triple H out of the picture, you couldn't be more wrong. If
anything, he wanted to prove he could kick that homey's butt in the middle of the ring.
Mick says we seem to have all the potential suspects out here, but no one is willing to
admit guilt. Foley says he is only one man. Why should one man make the decision when we
have 15,000 fans right here in Lexington, KY. Why don't we all decide if it could be
Steph. Or the jealous husband Triple H? Could it be three time WWF champioin and hardcore
legend, Mick Foley? Or Could it be the woman who drove Steph's head into the canvas,
Chyna? Could it be her latin lover, Latino Heat Eddie Guerrero? We're down to one.
Lexington, KY
Kurt cuts Mick off and wishes everyone a happy and healthy labor day. Mick tells him to
quit kissing ass and asks the fans if it could be Olympic champion Kurt Angle. The crowd
pops the loudest and Mick starts to walk off with Angle, but....
T & A's music hits and Test comes out with Trish. He says he has a confession to make.
To be more specific November 29, 1999. It was supposed to be the greatest moment of his
life. He was supposed to get married. He was supposed to get money, power, and watch his
career skyrocket to the top. But that didn't happen because Triple H took Steph fromunder
his nose. Triple H has no idea how long Test has waited for this moment. His only regret
is they didn't send Hutner's sorry ass to jail. Test took it upon hisself to make a little
phone call to the cops.
Foley says it seems like there is only one thing to do. We're going to make a one-on-one
match-up tonight. Foley says Test against the WWF Champion Triple H. (Foley made a mistake
here. The Rock is still the WWF Champion)
Test says that's fine because paybacks and his wife have one thing in common. They're both
a bitch. Triple H and Kurt Angle both attack Test on the ramp until the WWF officials come
out to break it up.
The Real WWF Champion, The Rock is shown entering the building. He's in a tag match with
Undertaker later tonight.
-Commercial-
::Moments ago:: Triple H takes exception to Test calling Stephanie a bitch.
If ya smell....hits and Rock comes down to join JR and Lawler. Rock says Triple H was
right in saying Foley has been hit in the head too many times with chairs. The Rock is the
champ, not Triple H (nice save)
::Last Thursday:: Kane interrupts the number one contenders match.
Number One Contenders Match
Chris Benoit vs. Kane
Kane with right hands in the corner. He whips Benoit and hits a clothesline. Backbreaker
by Kane for a two count. More rights on Benoit followed by a boot to the gut. Kane picks
Benoit up to a military press then drops Benoit on his face. Benoit with a swinging neck
breaker. Kane picks Benoit up in what looks to be the tombstone, but Benoit fallsout and
hits a german suplex for a two. Another german suplex and Benoit climbs the turnbuckle. He
hits the diving headbutt, but decides to talk crap to the Rock instead of going for the
pin. Kane brings Benoit back in with a inverted DDT over the top rope. Kane throws Benoit
out of the ring and follows with right hands to the top of the head. Kane charges and
Benoit moves. Kane hits the ringpost. Benoit starts talking to The Rock again and Kane
attacks from behind. Kane grabs Rock by the throat and pulls him out. Benoit grabs a steel
chair and nails Kane
Winner: Kane via DQ
::Post Match:: Rock hits the Rock Botton on Kane on the outside.
Lugz Boot of the Week.....The Dudleyz costing The Acolytes a match last night on HeAT
-Commercial-
::Moments ago:: The number one contender's match gets out of hand.
Tag Team Tables Match
Dudley Boyz vs. The Acolytes (w/Kai En Tai)
Dudleyz attack the Acolyts right away. Farooq hits a powerslam on Buh-Buh in the ring.
Buh-Buh hits a suplex. D-Von throws Bradshaw into the steps and climbs the ropes.
Wasssuppp.....D-Von hits the flying head butt to the crotch. The Dudleyz go for the first
table and put it in the ring. Bradshaw gets in the ring and kicks the table the Dudleyz
were holding. Farooq takes Buh-Buh outside. Bradshaw sets up the table and sets D-Von on
the top rope. Kai En Tai get in the ring and inadvertantly nail Farooq. Bradshaw goes up
with D-Von, but Buh-Buh sneaks up and powerbombs Bradshaw through the table.
Winners: Dudley Boyz via powerbomb
::Post Match:: Kai En Tai beg for forgivness, but Bradshaw clothesline Funaki and Taka
gets the dominator. Bradshaw brings another table in ther ing and powerbombs Taka through
it. Farooq throws Funaki on top of him via the dominator.
Foley is shown backstage throwing darts at an Al Snow picture. Eddie Guerrero comes up and
says Chyna shouldn't go at it alone. He wants to be in the ring with her. Foley says he
can make this thing a triple threat match.
-Commercial-
Smackdown your vote has now registered 50,000 voters. They talk about the Smackdown
Challenge that will hopefully take place on a future Smackdown between now and November.
Intercontinental Title Match
Chyna (c) vs. Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero
Eddie comes down and attacks Kurt from behind. He throws him in the ring and Chyna and
Eddie double team Angle. They stomp him in the corner and Chyna pushes Eddie Away. Angle
reverses a whip that sends Chyna all the way over the top rope. Eddie goes to work on
Angle and knocks himdown with a clothesline. Overhead release belly-to-belly by Angle for
a two count. Chyna makes the save and starts kicking Angle. Double flap jack by Eddie and
Chyna followed by a double suplex. Chyna makes the cover and gets a two count. Eddie ducks
a clothesline and Angle hits Chyna. Eddie gets tossed outside and Angle works on Chyna.
Clothesline by Angle thenhe goes outside afterEddie. He grabs a steel chair and tries to
hit Eddie, but Chyna stops him. Chyna throws Angle back in the ring and hits a
clothesline. Back suplex by Angle. Eddie jumps in the ring with the chair and Jack Doan
cuts him off. Angle grabs the IC belt and hits Chyna right between the eyes. Guerrero drop
kicks Angle then suplexes him outof the ring. Eddie notices Chyna is knocked out and he
can't decide what to do. He starts to go after Angle,but he goes back to Chyna. He hugs
her, but ends up on top of her and the referee counts. King says Eddie has finally
garnered WWF gold....must have forgot about that lengthy Euro title reign
Winner and New Intercontinental Champion: Eddie Guerrero via hug
::Post Match:: He helps Chyna out of the ring
Backstage, Test says he's waited a long time to get his hands on Triple H. After Steph
left him at the alter, he can't wait to see that bitches face when he leaves Triple H in
the hospital.
In the locker room, Stephanie says she can't believe what Test said and Triple H has to
kick his ass for it. Steph says if Trish Stratus tries to get involved she'll....Triple H
says she won't do anything because she'll be sitting in the locker room.
-Commercial-
::Moments Ago:: Eddie "accidently wins the IC title.
Backstage, Eddie tries to explain why he has the belt. Eddie tries to tell her he doesn't
want it and he tries to give it to Chyna. Eddie says the belt means nothing to him,but she
won't take it. Chyna says he deserves it more anyway and they hug again.
::Earlier Tonight:: Test admits to calling the cops.
--Warzone--
Test (w/Trish Stratus and Albert) vs. Triple H
Test attacks, but Triple H ducks theh clothesline. Triple H fends off both Test and
Albert. Albert charges Triple H in the corner, but Triple Hh moves and he nails Test.
Triple H throws Albert out. On the other side of the ring, he throws Test out. Triple H
sets Trish up for the pedigree, but Test breaks it up. Big boot by Test while Stephanie
watches in the back. Kurt Angle walks up frombehind and looks over her shoulder. Back to
the match, Triple H gets throw outside and Albert throws him back in. Gutwrench powerbomb
by Test for a near fall. Test climbs the ropes and goes for the elbow, but Triple H moves.
Right hands by Triple H leads to the high knee. Facebuster by Triple H and he gets a two
count. The count gets broke by Albert who jumpson the apron. Triple H hits the pedigree on
Test and gets the pinfall.
Winner: Triple H via pedigree
::Post Match: Albert jumps in the ring, but he gets a pedigree for his trouble too.
Stephanie comes down to celebrate with her husband. They hug in the ring and Triple H
gives her a smooch.
Mideon is shown chillin backstage. Mick Foley comes in and tells him last week on Raw his
naked, dimply, white ass was all over the program. Foley asks if Mideon knows why Foley
always wore shirts while he wrestled. Foley says it's because he's fat. Last week, Foley
got complaints and he asks Mideon not to run naked anymore. Foley drops his clipboard and
Mideon bends over to pick it up sticking his naked white ass in Foley's face.
-Commercial-
::Moments ago:: Triple H defends Stephanie's honor.
The sirens go off and Right To Censor comes down to annoy us all. Mr. Goodfather takes the
mic and says a miracle happens everday. Everday, a man is saved. Selective censorship
should not be shunned. It should be embraced. Steven Richardstakes the mic and says
another man will help clean up the establishment that spits in the face of morality. That
man will bring virtue to a business that would ratherpromote scantily clad women instead
of competition. That man will say no more. Ladies and Gentleman...Mr. Val Venis
Val comes out and says those hypocrites better wait one moment. Never did he agree to join
a group that takes away the freedoms that these great people fought for. Never did he
agree to join a group that speaks out against violence, yet hurts women. Never did he
agree to join a group that dresses like a bunch of geeky poindexters. Never did he agree
to join a group that dictates what he can and cannot say, what he can and cannot do. He
says they can take the RTC and stick it where the sun don't shine.
Steven says first, he dumped that disgusting porn star image. Then, he changes his tights
from black to white. Fianlly, he dumps that vixon and her perverse group. Maybe he Val
doesn't see it, but he is one of them.
Val says they think it's their job to censor what they think is inappropriate. He thinks
it's the parents job to censor what is inappropriate. They think it's their job to induct
him into the RTC. He thinks he came here to compete. Therefore, if any of RTC comes near
him, they will know what it's like to be permantely censored.
Steven says if Val is not with them, he is against them.
Crash is shown backstage practicing pickup lines. Bossman comes up and says hi. He says he
respects little guys who don't back down. He respects guys who don't get intimidated.
Bossman pours a glass of milk on Crash's head and Dean Malenko steps in and asks if
there's a problem. Bossman pushes him down and walks away.
-Commercial-
Backstage, Christian asks how they got suckered into this match. They try to come up with
excuses. Edge says terits syndrome. Christian says how about genital warts. No one would
want to look down their pants to check. Edge says genital warts rule! Foley walks in and
wishes themluck. He says if they come down with any illnesses or warts they will forfeit
their title. As he walks out, he says genital warts do not rule...or so he's heard.
Hardcore Title Match
Big Bossman vs. Steve Blackman (c)
Blackman hands Bossman on the top rope then goes after him with right hands. Bossman with
a big boot and an attempted elbow drop,but Blackman moves. Bossman goes under the ring and
grabs a kendo stick. Bossman swings but misses. Blackman ducks out and grabs his fighting
sticks. The crowd pops HUGE. Blackman blocks a swing from Bossman then goes to work with
the fighting sticks. Blackman gets a near fall. Bossman goes under the ring and gets the
fire extinguisher. He sprays Blackman and that takes Blackman outside. Bossman throws
Blackman over the railing and grabs a leather strap. They fight into the crowd and go back
to the stage area. They fight into the back. Bossman throws Blackman onto a catering
table. Bossman pulls out his nightstick, but Malenko attacks Bossman from behind. Bossman
turns around and Crash throws hot coffee in his eyes. Blackman makes the cover for the
win.
Winner and still Hardcore Champion: Steve Blackman via pinfall
::Post Match:: Blackman takes out both Crash and Malenko
Tazz walks up to Mick Foley's service desk and demands a two matches. He wants Jericho and
Lawler. He don't care what kind of match. Don't think Tazz has forgot what happened at
Summerslam. JR attacked him with a glass pitcher. Foley says he's pretty busy right now,
so bug off. Tazz says he wants it NOW. Foley says he can't do that. He will give Jericho
and Lawler at the same time, and he will give Tazz a partner. Tazz says he doesn't want a
partner. Foley says not to worry. This guy is a multiple time champion in the WWF. He's
good. Tazz says he better be good or Foley will become just another victim. Tazz walks
away and Foley says he is "that damn good"
-Commercial-
RTC (w/o Steven Richards) vs. Val Venis and Road Dogg
Lexington, KY, you damn right. It's that D-O-Double-G rolling for the first time with the
big Valbowski. Road Dogg said something Bull said last week stuck in his head. Bull said
think of your children. Road Dogg said he thought of his children and it would be best if
they beat RTC's ass.
Road Dogg starts with Bull and tags in Val right away. Double clothesline and Val goes to
work with rights. Bull hits a clothesline and tags in Goodfather. Drop toe hold by Val.
Goodfather hits a clothesline and stomps Val. Shoulder block by Goodfather and he puts Val
in the corner. Bull tagged in. Back elbow by Bull and he tags Goodfather back in. Big boot
by Bull. Goodfather whips Val and goes for the splash, but Val gets his boot up. Shoulder
block by Val an dboth guys down. Road Dogg taggged and he jukes and jives with the
stinging left jabs. Bull disrupts his concentration. Venis gets Bull outside leaving Road
Dogg and Goodfather inside. Road Dogg hits the pumphandle and picks up the win.
Winners: Val Venis and Road Dogg via pinfall
::Post Match. Bull DDT's Val on the floor and comes in and hits the scissors kickon Road
Dogg. Bull and Goodfather pick Val up and carry him backstage. They carry Val all the way
out of the building to a van. Steven Richards is waiting and they stuff Val in and drive
away.
-Commercial-
::Moments ago:: RTC abducts Val Venis
Real American hits and out comes the multiple time champion.....Mideon
Jerry "The King" Lalwer and Chris Jericho vs. Tazz and
Mideon gets in the ring and starts impersonating Hulk Hogan wearing nothing but his BVD's
and a fanny pack. Tazz can't believe who is partner is and Lawler takes advantage by
schoolboying Tazz for the pin.
Winners: Jerry "The King" Lawler and Chris Jericho via pinfall
-Commerical-
::During the Break:: Tazz chokes King with a leather strap as King makes his way back to
the announce position.
We go to downtown New York where Mandy and Victoria entertain fans at WWF New York
JR says Stone Cold Steven Austin is planning on making a statement this Thursday on
Smackdown. JR reminds us that what happened last November at Survivor Series.
-Commercial-
Kane comes out and makes his way to the announce position. JR says he'll be happy to
leave, but Kane sits down and puts the headset on. Kane tells JR to have a seat.
Tag Team Title Match
Edge and Christian vs. Rock and Undertaker
Edge and Christian do rock/paper/scissors to decides who starts, but Rock decides for them
and pulls Christian in. Rock with a takedown and he tags in Undertaker. Big boot by
Undertaker and The Hardyz are shown watching in the back. Sidewalk slam by Undertaker and
he gets a two count. Edge breaks it up then runs back to his corner. Shoulder block by
Christian followed by a crossbody. Edge tagged in and Edge goes with right hands. Big time
DDT from Taker and he gets a two. Christian breaks the count and Taker goes after him in
the corner. Edge spears Undertaker and Christian and Edge double team him. The Rock tries
to help, but Earl Hebner gets him out of the ring. Christian tags in Edge who puts his
boot in Taker's stomach. Edge mounts Taker for the 10 count, but Taker throws him off at
8. Taker goes for an elbow drop, but Edge moves. Christian tagged in and he puts his boot
in Taker's throat. Christian draws Rock in and Edge and Christian double team him. Edge
and Undertaker fight on the outside. Christian throws Taker back in the ring and cuts off
the tag. Edge tagged in and he puts the boots to Taker. Rights by Edge in the corner.
Headbutt by Taker. Edge pulls Taker down and puts on a single leg lock. Christian tagged
in and he chokes Taker right in front of the ref. Christian puts on a reverse chin lock to
draw the breath out of Taker. Edge tagged in and they double team Taker again. Taker
fights back. Edge and Taker trade rights, but Edge puts his knee in Edge' stomach. Taker
sets Edge up for the last ride, but Christian breaks it up. Taker puts Christian up for
the chokeslam, but Edge breaks it up. Double team by the champs and Christian gets a two
count. He goes for another lateral press and gets another two. Edge tagged in. Taker gets
rid of Christian. Double clothesline and both guys down. Edge tags...Taker tags. Rock hits
a tilt-a-whirl slam on Christian. DDT by Rock for a two count. Chris Benoit comes down and
attacks The Undertaker. Rock gets rid of Edge and hits the Rock Bottom on Christian. Edge
gets back in to make the save and clothesline Rock. Edge grabs a chair and nails Rock with
it. Hebner was tending to Christian and never saw it. Christian covers, but Rock kicks out
at two. Spinebuster by Rock and both guys are down. Rock rolls over for the cover. Kane
drops his headset and pulls Hebner out of the ring. Taker goes over and starts duking it
out with him. Edge grabs another chair and Edge and Christian sandwich Rock's head between
them. Hebner crawls back in and makes the count.
Winners and still Tag Team Champions: Edge and Christian via pinfall
Edge and Christian celebrate on the ramp with their titles as the ID comes up and they
fade to black.